Swan Castle Crypto

Hey, I'm Swan Castle Crypto

Honest reviews of crypto miners, for actual humans

I buy the miners, plug them in, and tell you what they actually do. No hype.

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Monthly mining recaps and hardware reviews. Thumbnails open on YouTube.

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How Much I Made Mining Crypto in July 2025

How Much I Made Mining Crypto in July 2025
How Much I Made Mining Crypto in June 2025

How Much I Made Mining Crypto in June 2025
How Much I Made Mining Crypto in May 2025

How Much I Made Mining Crypto in May 2025
How Much I Made Mining Crypto in Apr 2025

How Much I Made Mining Crypto in Apr 2025
The TRUTH about the Anyone Crypto Router

The TRUTH about the Anyone Crypto Router
How I Made $1,569 Mining Crypto in Mar 2025

How I Made $1,569 Mining Crypto in Mar 2025
I mined Bitcoin for 2 years. Was it worth it??

I mined Bitcoin for 2 years. Was it worth it??
How you can make more $$$ with your car with DIMO

How you can make more $$$ with your car with DIMO

Reviews from the desk

First-person reviews of miners and DePIN hardware — the same way I'd want someone to review them for me.

I'm Swan Castle Crypto. I run the units on my desk, keep the notes, and say when something isn't worth it. No launch-day cheerleading.

  • 🎥 Weekly videos
  • 🙅 Zero hype

Hardware I cover

Miners, dashcams, weather stations, nodes, and the wallets I actually use.

  • DIMO
  • ETCMC
  • Hivemapper
  • Soarchain
  • WeatherXM
  • Hyfix
  • MapMetrics
  • Grass
  • Presearch
  • Fry Miners
  • Deeper Connect
  • PiPhi
  • Trezor
  • Tangem

Featured gear

Partner links from my Linktree. Codes are listed as-is.

Full gear list

Honest reviews first. Some links here are partner links. If you buy through them, I may earn a commission at no extra cost to you. That doesn't change a bad review.

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Hivemapper Dashcam

Map while you drive. I run this in the stack and report what it actually pays — not the launch pitch.

75 HONEY tokens · code SWANCASTLE

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DIMO Data Miner

Vehicle data from a car you already drive. Useful if you want DePIN without another box on a shelf.

50 DIMO tokens · code G3VRQJ

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HYFIX Space Weather Station

GNSS / space-weather hardware. I cover setup and whether the station is earning its keep.

10% off · code SWAN

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WeatherXM Weather Station

A real weather station for a DePIN network. No discount on this one yet.

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Trezor Cold Storage Wallet

Hardware wallet I recommend people actually use — mining income does not help if it sits on an exchange.

5% off · code SWAN

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Tangem Cold Storage Wallet

Card-style cold storage. Discount is on the link, not a typed code.

10% off with this link

10% off with this link

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Partnerships, hardware to review, or a question — email is the fastest way.